Tums Rubbin

I loves my rugs. Just all warms an mys owners be gettin it on good deals discounts I thinks. Thas what Is be thinkins if Is is hassin my stories straight. Sometimes I gets my stories unstraightins but thas okay. I likes stories whether they done straightins or unstraightins. Shos I does.



Sometimes my boys walkins on to the rugs and I rollins over to be pets on my tums.



Waits. I thinks I hears him comins. If hes comes in heres Is gonna rollins over. I loves my tums rubbin. You would be too. Shos yalls would, I knows yalls would.

Aprils fool

Early mornings I paws at the bed door of mys boy. Shos I did. I wakes him up to opens the door. I paws it lots. He opens it I comes in he shuts it. I waits whiles he goes backs to sleepin's. This done be where its gettin goods now. I paws the door. Want to go outside I says. He says somethings. Who knows whats i don't know whats but its done sounds angry. Hes be wantin' sleeps. He lets me outs the door and shuts it. I waits outsides his bed door. Thens I paws at the door to get in! Now hes is a mad. He opens the doors and done says shoos to me! I's is crafty. I gots him good. Aprils fool yalls. That jokes is on him. Shos it is. Yalls knows it is.

Salty

I's don't know whys, but whatevah is on the backs of mah ear is tasty. Sometimes I jus' rub my ear and then I's licks mah leg. Yesta'days was salty. Todays is sweet. Shos it was. Yalls knows it was.

Talents

Buckley is talents. Shos he is. Cleanin' his backs and alls. I can't does that so wells. But he cans. I's cans only licks my legs and my paws and my tummys and when I's is feelin' ambitious my tails. I's isn't often ambitious and I isn't talents. Buckley is talents though. Shos he is, yalls be knowin' he is now. Shos ya does.

I's trys throwin' flowers

I's is exhausted. I's sorry I's hasn't blogged none for awhiles. My owners asks me to be a flower gal at they weddings. Shos they did. I tol's 'em no...I's tried throwin' flowers before, and i's hard. I's still try to show my support, so I's been wedding planning. Yalls knows I's is helpful now, but it's a buncha work. And it tuckers me out...sos I's gonna try bloggin' more now. Shows I will, yalls knows I will.

Hiding

I's hidin'. Yalls can't find me. Sho yalls can't.

i's been so busy

i's sorry i's been so busy here now. i's been busy findin' new places to sleep around mah homes. i's is not a big cat like buckley. i's a small cat. i's a petite lady, now, so it's a big job. i's is tuckered. shos i is.