Tums Rubbin

I loves my rugs. Just all warms an mys owners be gettin it on good deals discounts I thinks. Thas what Is be thinkins if Is is hassin my stories straight. Sometimes I gets my stories unstraightins but thas okay. I likes stories whether they done straightins or unstraightins. Shos I does.



Sometimes my boys walkins on to the rugs and I rollins over to be pets on my tums.



Waits. I thinks I hears him comins. If hes comes in heres Is gonna rollins over. I loves my tums rubbin. You would be too. Shos yalls would, I knows yalls would.

Aprils fool

Early mornings I paws at the bed door of mys boy. Shos I did. I wakes him up to opens the door. I paws it lots. He opens it I comes in he shuts it. I waits whiles he goes backs to sleepin's. This done be where its gettin goods now. I paws the door. Want to go outside I says. He says somethings. Who knows whats i don't know whats but its done sounds angry. Hes be wantin' sleeps. He lets me outs the door and shuts it. I waits outsides his bed door. Thens I paws at the door to get in! Now hes is a mad. He opens the doors and done says shoos to me! I's is crafty. I gots him good. Aprils fool yalls. That jokes is on him. Shos it is. Yalls knows it is.